I haven't read the crap-fest that is SVC, based on the reviews from you guys and the reviews on Amazon. I may check it out from the library one day but...meh.

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First, the cover. I couldn't find a photo of it anywhere, but no-one is missing much.  Kimberley looks like an evil clown & just as iffy about the Eight jacket she is trying on as I am. There is a big deal made in this book & also The Best Friend Game about how the Eights always dress the same, but the two girls on the cover, who are both smiling ( Read more... )

You guys. You guys. The twins...and their friends...they go to space. To motherfucking space. And they meet an alien. Who's also a princess. An alien princess.

...space, people, space!

Also, the cover:


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Books narrated by Ellen are generally fabulous. Also, it’s always kind of funny when Sweet Valley tries to horn in on the territory of That Other Series.


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The book starts with Ellen Riteman making sandwiches for the Unicorns without taking the wrapper off of the cheese slices. She makes a really lame joke about plastique cuisine being the new big thing. Jessica and Lila only smile but Rachel Grant laughs really hard. This is because she’s the only one who really “got” Ellen; the other Unicorns think ( Read more... )

I have a thing for re-recapping.


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In which The Unicorn Club is split down the middle in the war of the century. The girls’ purple army fatigues remain perfectly fitted as their unicorn-shaped grenades explode in the sparkly glitter brawl to end all glitter brawls.  Oh yeah, and this is the last Unicorn Club book in which Elizabeth is a member. Whoopee!


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The Unicorn Club #17: Boyfriends for Everyone

That's right, boyfriends for everyone! You can have one, and you can have one, and you in the back? Yeah, you get one too. It's overstock madness at Crazy Larry's Used Boyfriends, and we're practically giving these boyfriends away! Everything must go!


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The Unicorn Club #16: Bon Voyage, Unicorns!

Welcome to The Unicorns Go Hawaiian Caribbean! Jessica, Lila, Mandy, and Kimberly basically whore out Ellen, and a lot of predictable hijinks follow.


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